We're living in a time in which we need more superheroes. Metropolis had Superman The Man Of Steel. The Caped Crusader Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder protected Gotham. Now the City of Brunswick has its own superhero. Our crimefighter is best known as the Mayor. After his recent chase of a flasher in Downtown Bryan Thompson revealed to us that he has what it take to be a Superhero. He's lacking two things a cool superhero outfit and a cool name.
Every superhero needs a cool name. Here's a few suggestions:
Bionic Bryan
Marvel Mayor
Mayor Magnificent
Flash Thompson
Super Streaker Stopper
Now that we've got a few ideas on names we need to give our crimefighting mayor some ideas on an oufit. I would suggest Blue tights with the City's Logo on it. No, that won't work. Someone might confuse him with an on-duty city worker digging up dirt in the police chief's yard. How about a red suit. No, he might look too much like a naked sunburned tourist.
We need some red, white and blue. The mayor can modify his Uncle Sam outfit for the job.
Retrofit with a cape and our Superhero is ready for the job.
Faster than a pervert's zipper...stronger than the stench of a homeless bum sleeping on a city bench...able to leap over piles of dog poop on the city sidewalks...it's
Marvel Mayor...Bionic Bryan...Mayor Magnificent...Flash Thompson...
Super Streaker Stopper
Does he need a sidekick? I know a good candidate to be "City Sprinker Girl."
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