Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Idol Hollywood List

American Idol Hollywood List
Aaron Kelly
Alex Nester
Alexander "Alex" Lambert
Allen Burton
Amanda DeSimone
Amanda Shechtman
Amber Caparas
Amedeo DiRocco
Andrew Garcia
Angela Martin
Antwan Michael
Anzeo David
Artheria La'Bry
Ashley Hobbs
Ashley Rodriguez
Audri Vargas
Austin Simmons
Becca Neun
Benjamin "Ben" Bright
Benjamin "Ben" Honeycutt
Bernadette DeSimone
Blake Marvin
Bosa Mora
Brandi Holmes
Brittany Starr
Brittany Stone
Bryan Walker
Bryce Larsen
Candice Glover
Carmen Turner
Casey James
Charity Vance
Chelsea Chandler
Christian Spear
Christopher "Chris" Golightly
Claire Fuller
Colin Benward
Colten Pierce
Crystal(l) Bowersox
Dan "Danny" Jones
Danelle Hayes
Daniel "Dan" Murillo
David
David "Dave" Pittman
David Duke
David Gowryluk *
Dawntoya "Dawn" Thomason
Deneco Pittman
Derek Klena
Dominic "Nick" Lynch
Donald "Don" Webber
Ellery Bonham
Erica Rhodes
Erynne Hundley
Farayi Moore
Frankie Jordan
Genesis Moore
Haeley Vaughn
Harrell Holmes
Heather Todd
Holly Hardin
Jaclyn North
Janell Wheeler
Jareb Liewer
Jason Diaz *
Jason Shorter
Jayson "Jay" Stone
JB Ahfua
Jeffrey Goldford
Jennifer Hirsh
Jermaine Purifory
Jermaine Sellers
Jesse Barry
Jessica "Jess" Wolfe
Jessica Cunningham
Jessica Furney
Jim Ranger
Jimmy Charles
Joey Guerrero *
John Park
Jonathan "Jon" Stills
Jose Munoz
Josh Blaylock
Justin Gray
Justin Kalama
Justin Ray
Justin Williams
Kasi Bedford
Kat Nestel
Katelyn Clampett
Katelyn Epperly
Katie Bernard
Katy Stevens
Keanna O'Quinn
KeeBee
Keia Johnson
Kelly Bachran
Kelly Caruso
Kellye Vetter
Kelsey Madsen
Kenneth "Ken" Ellis
Kiera Masters
Kimberly "Kim" Carver
Kimberly "Kim" Kerbow
Kristi Quinnie
Kristina Michell
Lacey Brown
Lashonda Miles
Lauren Daigle
Leah Laurenti
Lee DeWyze
Liette Kraper
Lillian "Lilly" Scott
Lloyd Thomas
Lucy Yeghiazaryan
Luke Edgemon
Luke Shaffer
Maddie Penrose
Maddy Curtis
Maegan Wright
Mallorie Haley
Marcus Jones
Margo May
Mark LaBriola
Mary Powers
Matthew "Matt" Ryan Lawrence
Megan McCallon
Melissa Bitanga
Michael "Mike" Castro
Michael "Mike" Davis
Michael "Mike" Lynche
Michael "Mike" Preston
Michelle Delamor
Miriam Lemnouni
Moorea Masa
Nate Joseph
Nicci
Nikki Monahan
Noel Reese
Noel Turner
Olivia Geller
Paige DeChausse
Rachel Hubbard *
Raquel Borges
Rose Flack
Samantha Musa
Samuel Larsen
Sarah Rucker
Savannah Low
Sean Michael Butler
Seth Rollins
Sham Al-Islam
Shannon Ann Marie Turner
Shannon Livewell/Michele
Shelby Dressel
Siobhan Magnus
Stephanie Crews
Stephanie Daulong
Stevie Flockhart
Sydnee Randle
Tamra Salmon
Tasha Layton
Tawny McCorkle
Tayler Bledsoe
Thaddeus Johnson
Thiago De Melo
Timothy "Tim" Urban
Tisha Holland
Todrick Hall
Tori Kelly
Tyler Grady
Vered Didi Benami
Zachary "Zach" Hickman
Zoya Shpigelman

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: New English

ENUMERATION AT IT’S BEST

How would you pronounce this child's name: "Le-a" ???


Leah?? NO

Lee - A?? NOPE

Lay - a?? NO

Lei?? Guess Again.

It's pronounced "Ledasha" Oh yes...you read it right.

This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce it correctly. When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said "the dash don't be silent."

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: How our schools need to answer the phone.

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Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: New Local Buzzwords

Tom Subletted...that's when you think you're about to get the chair, then you get the shaft instead!

James Brooked...that's when you thought you were winning the election, but you end losing after the absentee ballots from the old folks homes come in.

Amy Callowayed something...that's when you open up a big can of worms and all you do is stir it up and make an even bigger mess!

It's another Liberty Harbor...that's a far out plan that doesn't even good look on paper and thru smoke and mirrors.

Matt Doeringed...that's when you spend a lot of time asking questions and you get nothing, over and over!