Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: A New Superhero?

FIRST, A SUCCESSFUL RUN ON NBC'S "DEAL OR NO DEAL"...NOW A RUN AS A SUPERHERO?


MAYOR BRYAN THOMPSON IS WALKING AROUND DOWNTOWN WITH ROBERT GRIFFIN…WHEN A SHOPKEEPER TELLS HIM ABOUT BEING FLASHED MOMENTS EARLIER BY A MAN…AS SHE’S DESCRIBING THE PERVERT, SHE NOTICEING HIM WALKING BY AGAIN…SHE TELLS THE MAYOR…THE CHASE IS ON AS HIS HONOR CHASES AFTER HER FLASHER.

DURING THE MAYORAL RUN THE MAYOR IS TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE
WHILE THE PERVERT IS ALSO MULTI-TASKING…HE MANAGES TO FLASH SOMEONE AGAIN.

…WITH THAT IN MIND WE GIVE YOU THE TOP 4 THINGS OVERHEARD DURING THE MAYOR’S CHASE OF THE DOWNTOWN FLASHER:

  1. IS THAT THE KEY TO THE CITY? OR IS HE JUST HAPPY TO SEE YOU?
  1. SAY WHAT YOU WANT, BUT BRAD BROWN NEVER CHASED A NAKED

MAN DOWN THE STREET.

  1. PROMISE US THAT WHEN YOU CATCH HIM YOU WON’T PLAY

“FEEL OR NO FEEL”.

AND THE TOP THING OVERHEARD DURING THE MAYOR’S CHASE OF

THE DOWNTOWN FLASHER:


IS THAT GUY FLASHING US OR IS THAT A PART OF THE CITY POLICE CHIEF’S NEW SPRINKLER SYSTEM?

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