The Top 7 Signs Your Barber Is Crazy
7. His blow dryer: a can of hair spray and a lit cigar.
6. Mounted on a plaque over the door are the ears of his very first customer.
5. Tries to convince every teenaged guy to go for the "Farrah Fawcett look."
4. Before he sweeps up, he invites you down on the floor with him to make hair angels.
3. Flowbee + nitrous blower + crystal meth = world's fastest haircut, baby!
2. Asks you if you'd prefer the Don King or the Bald Britney.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Barber Is Crazy...
There's a Silly Straw sticking out of the disinfectant jar and his tongue is blue.
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