Thursday, September 6, 2007

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Hector the Hero

By now you've probably heard about the guy, identified only as Hector, who shot two would be robbers early Monday morning. One of the robbers is dead and the other is in bad shape at the hospital. Hector whipped out a 45 and started taking care of business. The District Attorney has now stated that charges will not be filed against the south end shootist. I think we should do more for Hector. Let's recognize this modern day Charles Bronson styled citizen shooter. A key to the city would be nice, but for heroics of this magnitude we need to do more. Here's a few ways we could honor Hector The Hero:

Have the City Manager, The Mayor and the City police chief personally put a sprinkler system in Hector's front yard.

Rename one of the shooting ranges at FLETC for Hector

Make Hector head of security at Liberty Harbor

Put Hector in charge of a special court that takes care of really bad criminals like
murderers and child molestors. He would not only be the judge, but the jury and the executioner as well. What a great American!

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