Thursday, July 9, 2009

Joe Willie On The Shrimpox: Why The City Of Brunswick Didn't Issue Building permits for the Marina Towers.

I've read with amusement the news that the city never issued a building permit for the Marina Towers condo project on Newcastle Street. The five story project went up without the proper permits. Construction has since stopped on the multi-million dollar project. What happened?

Here are The Top 7 Reasons Why The City Of Brunswick Didn't Issue Building permits for the Marina Towers:

7. Ran out of permits after they had all been issued at Liberty Harbor.

6. There were just too many trees to pick up.

5. That jail mess took too much time.

4. City employees were too busy helping the Mayor get packed for his latest trip to China.

3. The visiting delegation from our sister city in China told us "Permits? We don't need no stinking permits!

2. No one could speak Spanish with the construction workers.

And the Top Reason Why The City Of Brunswick Didn't Issue Building permits for the Marina Towers:

No one wanted to visit the site because of the smell from the Sewage Treatment Center across the street.

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