Friday, December 26, 2008

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Top 9 Returned Christmas Gifts

Top 9 returned Christmas gifts

9. Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.

8. The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties.
7. The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet"

6. Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.

5. Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.

4. Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.

3. Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.

2. The Jekyll Island re-development game…kinda like Monopoly…get past Jeff Chapman to collect your money.

And this year's top returned Christmas Gift...

The Arco working Girl Barbie play set…crack sold separately.

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