Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Top 9 office Party Faux-paus

The Top 9 Office Party Faux-Paus

9. Playing "Slam-Dunk The Cheeseball" into the punchbowl,

8. Performing your famous "Counting Spare Change With Your Finger Through Your Fly" trick.

7. Mistletoe strategically placed in the "fig leaf" region . (unacceptable)

6. Wearing a button that says, "Don't Worry. It's Just The Alcohol." not good

5. Just because you do more than one job at work doesn't entitle you to more than one turn at
the gift exchange.

4. Office supplies...not a good gift.

3. Bobbing for "anything" in the eggnog is unacceptable.

2. Puking before the boss does.

...And The Top Office Party Faux-Paus...

Wearing those stupid red Christmas stockings that Tater wore at the Brunswick Christmas
Parade.

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