Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Top Signs That It's Spring In The Golden Isles

Top signs that it's spring in the Golden Isles

6. That yellow dust on your truck isn't just pollen; it’s also from the airing out of the meth labs.

5. Another pyramid scheme will probably sprout up that will either promise to help you lose weight, make millions in real estate, make you irresistible to the opposite sex, or make you a land baron at Liberty Harbor.

4. Campaign signs for the upcoming Sherriff’s race are sprouting up on the roadways faster than weeds.

3. That sing songy high pitched chirping isn't just the birds, it's also the Yankees complaining about the gnats.

2. The Arco working girls have started wearing their strappy gnarled toe sandals.

and the top sign that it’s spring in the Golden Isles

…James Brooks hair has started getting its spring color, or is that more like it’s sprung from jail color.

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