New James Bond Movie is in the works…but because of the economy there’s gonna be some cutbacks…they’re even talking about using the left over X-Men sets on Jekyll
Top 7 cutbacks in the next James Bond Movie
7…Bond can’t afford the Aston Martin…so he and M are getting the 2 for 1 deal at Mike Murphy Kia…he’ll now get 30 mpg on a highway high speed chase…and 24 mpg on a city high speed chase
6…Instead of using fancy high tech gadgets …he’ll battle villains with a spork from KFC.
5…The expensive Daniel Craig will be replaced by Tater’s friend Finger Licking Cliff.
4…His double-oh-seven designation has been cut down to a more affordable double-oh-three and half.
3…The villian’s secret underground lair has been replaced by that jacked up trailer at Liberty Harbor.
2…The beautiful Bond girls have been replaced by a couple of Arco working girls and former cook at The Risky Café in Darien..
And the top cut back…
In order to make ends meet…with his license to kill he’s also got a license to sell real estate, drive a school bus and hawk Visalus.
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