TOP 5 EXPLANATIONS FOR WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO WOODY WOODSIDE’S CELL PHONE:
5. It was lost during the recent “Red Carpet Tour” and is reportedly being used as a prop by one of the Brunswick Ballet girls at the Dirty Rug.
4. The phone was stolen during one of Steve Swan’s patented “close your eyes speeches.”
3. The cell phone was dropped in the toilet and now, surprisingly, one of his wife’s kitchen tongs are missing.
2. His dog Walter ate the phone and now he’s consulting with Dr. David Whitehead on how best to retrieve it.
And, the top explanation for what really happened to Woody Woodside’s cell phone… It’s at Brunswick’s new Veteran’s Clinic, but unfortunately the Veteran’s Administration can’t tell us where the clinic is at.
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