tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34701357317223998512024-03-12T17:03:56.860-07:00Joe Willie On The ShrimpboxJoe Willie, "The Hardest Workin' Portagee in Show Business", hosts the morning show on Brunswick & The Golden Isles' most popular Country station Wave 104.1.joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.comBlogger301125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-30185437239180534512019-01-22T07:35:00.001-08:002019-01-22T07:35:38.898-08:00Say No To S.C.A.M.Say no to S.C.A.M.! <br />
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Our elected officials love acronyms here in the Golden Isles. We've got SPLOST for the Special Purpose Local Option Sales Tax and of course BATS for Brunswick Area Transportation System. That's just a couple that came to mind. I've come up with a new one to address Glynn County Island's Commissioner Peter Murphy's push to bring back a toll on the St. Simons Island Causeway. I call it SCAM for Scamming Causeway Motorists. Dr. Murphy thinks it would a great way to rasie money for much needed infrastructure repairs and support. Just thinking out loud, here: don't we already include that on every SPLOST that comes through? I'm not sure that what he proposes is legal anyway, but it's already got a lot us worked up. That's why I say no to SCAM. No more taxes! A new toll is is just that, a tax. If this passes what's next? A toll on Gloucester Street traffic? A toll on the Spur? Pay before you stray onto Old Jesup? Where will it end? It needs to end here...say no to SCAM!joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-69164447835240755672016-04-01T10:45:00.000-07:002016-04-01T10:47:38.379-07:00LATEST NEWS ON 1041 THE WAVE WITH JOE WILLIE & ROBBIE SUE<div style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 17px;">
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<b style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;">In a major turn on the campaign trail Donald Trump and Ted Cruz got into a physical altercation at a debate last night. As a result both have withdrawn from the race. In an emergency meeting the Republican Party has decided to draft Tim Tebow to run against the Democratic Party's nominee.</span></b></div>
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<b style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white;">Residents in Sterling say they've had enough. A grass roots movement, upset with the lack of bike paths and playgrounds in the suburb, want to incorporate. The city of Sterling would include Everett City and Zuta with 341/99 Parker's being used as city hall until a new building can be constructed. </span></b></div>
joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-58809585938566009172016-03-26T12:47:00.000-07:002016-03-26T12:47:03.558-07:00The Island's CapetbaggarsI have on many occasions referred to a lot of the Island Incorporation organizers as carpetbaggers. Please read the latet edition of the Islander news paper and the Saturday, March 25, 2016 edition of The Brunswick News. The Merriam Webster dictionary defines carpetbagger as a nonresident or new resident who seeks private gain from an area often by meddling in its business or politics.<br />
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A central theme to the incorporation move is that we must preserve "the island feel". OK, but who gets to decide what that actually means? Here's an idea: to really back to the "Isand feel" let's knock down everything that wasn't there before 1980. What year would you go back to? I have a feeling that we'll get a lot of different answers.<br />
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Life here in the Golden Isles is still good. Let's take a deep breath and relax, while still keeping an eye on those carpetbaggers. <br />
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Will the customers at the new Walmart neighborhood market be as entertaining as the ones at the super centers?</div>
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The beach parking fee proponents like to use numbers indicating how little island day visitors spend in the Golden Isles. Didn't the SPLOST advocates tell us about the large amount of money that day visitors spent here? Pardon me while I scratch my head!</div>
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How is another, probably a much nicer, convenience store a block away going going to do that much devastation to "feel" of the island? Don't want it to be commercial? Buy the lot and have it re-zoned! The Land Trust could buy it with the blink of an eye!</div>
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Speaking of music, after a seeing some of the Holiday Christmas shopping craziness I've come up with an idea for a song: "I'm too much of a mess to even be in a country song!"<br />
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I love to go out and people watch during the holidays. The stores are packed with people that you rarely see. The truth is that a lot of these folks only come out a couple of times of the year. They hit town for Christmas shopping and the 4th of July fireworks. Don't be surprised that they don't know to act. It's not that they don't have any "home trainin'", it's the fact that they don't ever leave home!<br />
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Since I've been hoarse from recent surgery I've been amused by the number of people that whisper back to me. Merry whispermas!<br />
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Why is that you can always a UHaul place in the worst side of town? We've two locations in Arco. What's up with that? When I lived in Augusta I had to go the Dis-gusta neighborhood to get my moving truck. Want a U-Haul in Jacksonville? Find the most run down side of town and you're ready to roll!<br />
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Nothing says "have a cool Yule" like the Xmas light T. rex on 17 north of the Shriner's hall. Tell Santa to forget about Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. With the red eyed t-Rex leading the way he won't gave any problems.<br />
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Imagine if we had to eat at buffets like buzzards do at that their road kill feasts. We would all be fit if we had to dodge fast moving cars and trucks when going to the trough!joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-20052734139337615852014-11-19T04:30:00.000-08:002014-11-19T04:30:37.547-08:00Some random thoughtsHere we go again on St. Simons Island with two issues that will be hotly debated: paid parking at our beaches and the incorporation of St. Simons Island. Both topics seem to come up every couple of years. For the record I am against both.<br />
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My first question is how much will it cost us to implement paid parking lots on St. Simons Island? The last time our County Commissioners brought this up it appeared that we would just be breaking even. When do write the check for the latest study? Why do you want to spend money to break even? Doesn't sound like good use of our tax money. <br />
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My next question on parking is how much will cost visitors? $5? $10? I'd rather get an annual pass to Jekyll Island and enjoy a much better beach. Let's remember, we don't have the best beaches on the East Coast. The attraction to the Golden Isles is a multitude of factors including beautiful trees, striking marsh views, decent free beach access, and of course great southern hospitality. <br />
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On the subject of incorporating St. Simons Island: do we really need another layer of government? I've always thought that when it comes to bureaucracy that less is best! More government will mean more taxes. Glynn County is not just going to roll over and give money over to a new city.<br />
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Either way you look at these two issues, it'll cost the taxpayers more money if we move forward. Here's an idea: let's focus on something that really matters. Let's work on making the Golden Isles a safer place and better place to raise our children. A place with less crime, less drugs, less domestic violence, and better success with educating our children.<br />
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history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood
test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off
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</span>joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-1617998969751759512012-03-21T05:26:00.002-07:002012-03-21T05:28:32.689-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Top Signs That It's Spring In The Golden Isles<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span ><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial Black'; ">Top signs that it's spring in the Golden Isles</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; "><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: Arial; ">6. That yellow dust on your truck isn't just pollen; it’s also from the airing out of the meth labs.<br /><br />5. Another pyramid scheme will probably sprout up that will either promise to help you lose weight, make millions in real estate, make you irresistible to the opposite sex, or make you a land baron at <st1:place st="on"><st1:placename st="on">Liberty</st1:placename> <st1:placetype st="on">Harbor</st1:placetype></st1:place>.<br /><br />4. Campaign signs for the upcoming Sherriff’s race are sprouting up on the roadways faster than weeds.<br /><br />3. That sing songy high pitched chirping isn't just the birds, it's also the Yankees complaining about the gnats.<br /><br />2. The Arco working girls have started wearing their strappy gnarled toe sandals.<br /><br />and the top sign that it’s spring in the Golden Isles<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial; "><b><span >…James Brooks hair has started getting its spring color, or is that more like it’s sprung from jail color.</span></b><span ><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-61777526724204338592012-03-13T04:01:00.005-07:002012-03-14T14:02:13.041-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Divorce Agreement<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="color:#ffff33;"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >DIVORCE AGREEMENT -- This is so incredibly well-put, and I can hardly believe it's by a young person, a student!! Whatever he runs for, I'll vote for him! </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressives, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.: </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >Here is a model separation agreement: </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.</span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World". </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >Sincerely, </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >John J. Wall </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >Law Student and an American </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you. </span><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><br style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:13px;color:rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family:arial, sans-serif;" >P.S.S..: And you won't have to "Press 1 for English" when you call our country. </span><br style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969);"></span></span>joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-33466550798866011842012-03-09T07:57:00.003-08:002012-03-09T08:00:56.432-08:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Call to GodGOD'S "PHONE" NUMBER <br /><br />Hello God, I called tonight <br />To talk a little while I need a friend who'll listen <br />To my anxiety and trial. <br />You see, I can't quite make it <br />Through a day just on my own... <br />I need your love to guide me, <br />So I'll never feel alone. <br />I want to ask you please to keep, <br />My family safe and sound. <br />Come and fill their lives with confidence <br />For whatever fate they're bound. <br />Give me faith, dear God, to face Each hour throughout the day, <br />And not to worry over things <br />I can't change in any way. <br />I thank you God, for being home <br />And listening to my call, <br />For giving me such good advice <br />When I stumble and fall.. !!!!!!! Your number,<br />God, is the only one <br />That answers every time. <br />I never get a busy signal, <br />Never had to pay a dime. <br />So thank you, God, for listening <br />To my troubles and my sorrow. <br />Good night, God, I love You, too, <br />And I'll call again tomorrow! <br />P.S. Please bless all my friends and family too.joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-13567982585811446692012-02-28T07:34:00.003-08:002012-02-28T10:35:42.413-08:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Bill Cosby "83 and Tired"<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOygLG6xeiJcluZbStucQWvut1Zzj-wm6SWCrEpKLnnrlMeEI5qxaAJnFmRr237BczuM9vb8Fqv0uRZOfJ80vi3ieH2WIpivSuP0zeMyBhTRmdyFUMJKflnnr4DeirhXRLIDcxFw5YW5s/s1600/bill+cosby.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; width: 400px; height: 353px; text-align: center; display: block; cursor: pointer;" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5714211488256456530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOygLG6xeiJcluZbStucQWvut1Zzj-wm6SWCrEpKLnnrlMeEI5qxaAJnFmRr237BczuM9vb8Fqv0uRZOfJ80vi3ieH2WIpivSuP0zeMyBhTRmdyFUMJKflnnr4DeirhXRLIDcxFw5YW5s/s400/bill+cosby.jpg" /></a><br />Bill Cosby "I'm 83 and Tired"<br /><br /> <br />"I'm 83 and I'm Tired"<br /><br />I'm 83. Except for brief period in the 50's when I was doing my National<br />Service,I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for some some serious<br />health challenges,I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly<br />40 years. I made a reasonable salary,but I didn't inherit my job or my<br />income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy,it looks as<br />though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.<br /><br />I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who<br />don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take<br />the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy<br />to earn it. <br /><br />I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I<br />can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and<br />daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight<br />offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't<br />"believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning<br />teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the<br />genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and<br />Shari'a law tells them to. <br /> <br />I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let<br />Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques<br />and madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia, New Zealand,<br />UK, America and Canada, while no one from these countries are allowed to<br />fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other<br />Arab country to teach love and tolerance.. <br /><br />I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global<br />warming, which no one is allowed to debate.<br /><br />I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help<br />support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ<br />rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses<br />or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?<br /> <br />I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all<br />parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful<br />mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting<br />caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor. <br /><br />I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and<br />actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination<br />or big-whatever for their problems.<br /><br />I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making<br />themselves un-employable and claiming money from the Government.<br /><br />Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not<br />going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for<br />my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not<br />on the way in.joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-17887983779999939262012-02-09T05:17:00.000-08:002012-02-09T05:20:35.081-08:00Joe Willie On the Shrimpbox: Copper - The TruthCopper Wire Discovered<br /> <br />After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City , New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.<br /> <br />Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."<br /> <br />One week later, a local newspaper in Atlanta , Ga. reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Social Circle , Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Georgia had already gone wireless".<br /> <br />Just makes a person proud to be from Georgia ..joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-71943936145345953152011-11-23T10:49:00.000-08:002011-11-23T11:11:51.825-08:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Turkey AwardsTURKEY AWARDS: WHO’S BEEN THE BIGGEST TURKEY:<br /><br />OUR FEDERAL GOVERNEMENT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO COME TO TERMS ON THE DEFICIT. EASY SOLUTION – DO WHAT WE TAXPAYERS HAVE HAD TO DO…GET ALONG WITH LESS! MAKE THE CUTS AND MOVE FORWARD! ALSO, WHY HAVEN’T WE CUT OFF A DAY OF MAIL DELIVERY? MY 13 YEAR OLD SON, JOJO, COULD GET IN THERE AND FIX THEIR PROBLEMS! IT AIN’T ROCKET SCIENCE<br /><br />THE JOINT WATER AND SEWER COMMISSION FOR WANTING TO HIRE A PUBLIC RELATIONS PERSON AT THE TUNE OF 30 – 40 THOUSAND A YEAR…SAY WHAT? THEY SAY THEY WANT TO HELP REPAIR AND RESTORE THEIR IMAGE…MY WIFE, ROBBIE SUE, SAID IT BEST: “HIRING A PR PERSON USUSUALLY MEANS THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING”<br /><br />COPPER THEIVES…COME ON!...THERE’S PLENTY OF ALUMINUM CANS OUT THERE.<br /> <br />ANYONE AT PENN STATE THAT HAD ANY KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT THAT SCUMBAG, CHILD PREDATOR, HAD BEEN DOING. THEY SHOULD ALL GO TO JAIL FOR BEING ACCOMPLICES…AND THAT INCLUDES JOE PA PATERNO. YOU CAN’T JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY!<br /><br />THE GLYNN COUNTY COMMISSION…WHAT A FULL PLATE! FOR FORGETTING THAT SPLOST IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SPECIAL PURPOSES AND NOT STUFF LIKE POLICE CARS AND FIRE EQUIPMENT THAT SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN IN THE BUDGET. FOR MUCKING UP THE ALTAMAHA PARK BY APPOINTING UN-QUALIFIED, ILL-INFORMED, LOUDMOUTHS, TO REPLACE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY GIVE A DARN ABOUT THAT PLACE…AND LET’S FORGET ABOUT THE NEW RATES THAT HAVE MADE OUR TAX FINANCED NEW POSTELL PARK UN-AFFORADABLE FOR MOST OF THE VENDORS THAT HAVE ALWAYS PARTICIPATED IN ARTS SHOWS AND ANTIQUE SHOWS.<br />joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-18007739351078388212011-08-12T07:37:00.000-07:002011-08-12T07:38:13.411-07:00Joe Willie Sousa: Recall NoticeRECALL NOTICE:
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<br />The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
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<br />This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
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<br />Some of the symptoms include:
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<br /> 3. Amnesia of origin
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<br /> 4. Lack of peace and joy
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<br /> 5. Selfish or violent behavior
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<br /> 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
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<br /> 7. Fearfulness
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<br /> 8. Idolatry
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<br /> 9. Rebellion
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<br />The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
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<br />The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
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<br />The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
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<br />Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
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<br />No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
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<br />Because He Lives!joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-72475572579721383042011-07-20T11:33:00.000-07:002011-07-20T11:39:17.560-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Political Flow Chart<strong>The political flow chart</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg44gFkiILVwZd0-huh8bvL3FibjngueJisk5M-w-lrSKYik_9YlIJqE6BCBFGyH5nFAkaZPhE884oYD9Ns4WUyxcfTOR6SdAAPUhnm2uGVZGC-UagbW03I5zBD7QbyZDKdU29f2Rv-bf0/s1600/political+flow+chart.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg44gFkiILVwZd0-huh8bvL3FibjngueJisk5M-w-lrSKYik_9YlIJqE6BCBFGyH5nFAkaZPhE884oYD9Ns4WUyxcfTOR6SdAAPUhnm2uGVZGC-UagbW03I5zBD7QbyZDKdU29f2Rv-bf0/s400/political+flow+chart.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631505076724080466" /></a><br /><br />When top level guys look down, they see only poopie heads.<br />When bottom level guys look up, they see only butts.<br />Have you ever seen a flow chart presented so accurately?joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-91696655940134766272011-05-18T10:33:00.000-07:002011-05-18T10:42:55.124-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: New Government Plan To HelpDue to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.<br /><br />This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination)<br /><br />Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).<br /><br />A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.<br /><br />Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).<br /><br />Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congresss.<br /><br /><br /><br />Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.<br /><br />Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br /><br /><br />The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)<br /><br /><br />PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity,gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-45997065029466603702011-04-22T10:51:00.000-07:002011-04-22T10:56:47.951-07:00A a law enforcement officer mentioned that he has recently been I have been approached by several people wanting to know how to identify a meth lab.<br /><br />Here is a picture of four labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is<br />the meth lab. I hope this helps.<br /><br />Let me know if I can be of any further service in this matter.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxGsnTd5rmlch7Y2ExRg7LuIQxtMJr08lOhXe8yZRjJf5R_sb-CCZrwCX2C0axM0Y_YiX1cAISDd9NuPYlQzLpW_Ra-DZ6AY71-mMUI6dZHgU7jtPJAsb2BvqOabcYjd7YSWpnMB3bsTs/s1600/redneck+labs.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 360px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598468196890809394" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxGsnTd5rmlch7Y2ExRg7LuIQxtMJr08lOhXe8yZRjJf5R_sb-CCZrwCX2C0axM0Y_YiX1cAISDd9NuPYlQzLpW_Ra-DZ6AY71-mMUI6dZHgU7jtPJAsb2BvqOabcYjd7YSWpnMB3bsTs/s400/redneck+labs.jpg" /></a>joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-39617874026900842162011-04-21T13:21:00.000-07:002011-04-21T13:33:00.299-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: The Causeway WallThe Top 9 comments overheard about the St. Simons Causeway Divider:<br /><br />9. Reminds me of the wall in China...we could rename it "The Great Wall of Whiners"!<br /><br />8. Rumor has it you can see it from space.<br /><br />7. We wouldn't need it if we had just kept the toll.<br /><br />6. Doing to local commutes what Liberty Harbor did to the local real estate market.<br /><br />5. Quit your complaining, the folks in Berlin eventually got used to their wall.<br /><br />4. I like it...I alwsys hated seeng the ugly tires on the cars from the opposite direction anyway.<br /><br />3. Couldn't we have just built a big traffic circle?<br /><br />2. Now, if we could just put a wall around St. Simons Island to keep the rifraf out.<br /><br />And the top comment overheard about the Causeway divider wall:<br /> I can't wait to spray paint my girlfriend's name on it!joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-35573800847788542102011-04-18T04:47:00.000-07:002011-04-18T04:49:25.312-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: The BreadwinnerA friend of mine sent this in:<br /><br />THE BREADWINNER<br /><br />Bread Winner...<br />I was speaking to an emergency room physician this morning. <br />He told me that a woman in her 20s came to the ER with her 8thpregnancy. <br />She stated, "my momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family."<br />He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get<br />money for the family. <br /> <br />It goes like this:<br />The grandma calls the Department of Child and Family Services and states<br />that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for these children. <br />DCFS agrees and states that the child or children will need to go to foster care. <br /><br />The grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and thus receives a check<br />for $1500 per child per month in Illinois. <br /> <br />Total yearly income: $144,000 tax-free,<br />not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid) plus a monthly card entitling<br />her to free groceries, etc, and a voucher for 250 free cell phone minutes per month. <br />This does not even include WIC and other welfare programs. <br /> <br /> <br />Indeed, grandma was correct in that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" for the family. <br /><br />This is how the ruling class spends our tax dollars. <br /><br /> <br />Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what...<br />Don't forget to pay your taxes!!!<br />There are a lot of "Breadwinners" depending on youjoe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-33783091921798866432011-04-06T08:41:00.000-07:002011-04-06T08:43:08.067-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Proud to be from Georgia!My buddy Wayne Stewart sent me this. Thought I'd share with it you:<br /><br />PROUD TO BE FROM GEORGIA <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />There are some things that all Georgians should know: <br /> <br />Georgia is the largest state east of the Mississippi River ... <br />Coca Cola is ours, and unless you've had one in a six-and-a-half ounce bottle, <br />with a slight crust of ice on top, you missed a real treat. <br />Try pouring about half a pack of salted peanuts into one sometime. <br /> <br />If it weren't for a Georgian - Crawford Long of Jefferson - all surgery would hurt bad! <br /> <br />Georgians, native or adopted, say "ma'am" and "sir" and call their mothers "mama" and their fathers "daddy". <br />They know that y'all is perfectly good English and never means just one person. <br />"Fixin to" is perfectly acceptable, too. It's really preferred.<br />And if y'all don't like the way we talk, Delta (which is also ours) is ready when you are. <br /> <br />Long before the Olympics brought the world's greatest athletes to Atlanta , <br />we gave the world Ty Cobb, Jackie Robinson, Walt Frazier, Luke Appling, Johnny Mize, <br />Fran Tarkenton, Bobby Jones, Wyomia Tyus, and Herschel Walker. <br />If you don't know who these people are, you ought to find out before you go to bed tonight. <br />The greatest tournament in golf will still be played in Augusta every April, <br />and on autumn Saturdays, <br /><br />Every Fall the Red-and-Black faithful will gather in Athens for a prayer meeting between the hedges. <br />Georgia Tech fans gather in Atlanta for Buzz to carry out the sting. <br /> <br />The Stone Mountain carving is lots bigger than the one on Mt. Rushmore <br />and the people etched into the side of Stone Mountain deserve the honor, Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson and President Jefferson Davis. <br />It wasn't about slavery. It was about freedom and independence from an all powerful government-sorta like Braveheart and most Southerners can trace their heritage to Scotland .<br />The best grapes and wine is produced in Lumpkin County . <br />Yes, we are better than California . <br /> <br />Atlanta with its millions of people has one of the greatest economies in the world and no other city in the USA has so much to offer in the way of the arts. <br />Milledgeville is the best small town in the USA and Georgia Military College is one of the top military colleges in the USA . <br /> <br />In 1864, Sherman burned parts of Atlanta and Georgia . He and his "men" also raped, stole and pillaged on his March to the sea. But we persevered. <br /> <br /> <br />We're called the " Peach State " because ours are the sweetest. <br />We do produce the most peanuts, pecans, and poultry. <br /> <br />The best barbecue in the world is from our Georgia pits. <br />Yes, God intended for iced tea to be served "sweet." <br /> <br />Elvis wasn't ours, but Otis Redding, James Brown, the Allman Brothers, <br />Johnny Mercer, Joe South , Ray Charles, Bill Anderson, Brenda Lee, <br />Trisha Yearwood, Little Richard, Gladys Knight, Jerry Reed, Burt Reynolds, Ray Stevens, Tommy Roe, and Alan Jackson are, as are trumpeter Harry James and wrestler Hulk Hogan <br />So are Sidney Lanier, Joel Chandler Harris, Margaret Mitchell and Alice Walker. <br />And I still miss Lewis Grizzard every day. <br />Julia Roberts may be Georgia's prettiest movie star, <br />and Holly Hunter may well be the most talented. <br />Dakota Fanning may one day surpass them both. <br /> But no one shines brighter than actress Joanne Woodward. <br /> Georgians Doc Holliday found his fame in the Old West and Oliver Hardy made us laugh in movies.<br /> <br />FDR adopted us. His "Little White House" in Warm Springs , Ga. is exactly as it was the day he died there, <br />near the end of World War II. <br />Every Georgian and citizen of the USA needs to visit Warm Springs. <br />Roosevelt's New Deal put Georgians to work <br />and turned an entire generation of her people into the best employers/employees in this great land. <br /> <br />Georgia once had three governors at the same time. <br />Lester Maddox wasn't one of them, but was elected by the General Assembly <br />without getting a majority of the popular vote. <br />He did a good job too, God rest his soul. <br /> <br />"Gone With the Wind" belongs to us. We own it. <br />Not only is it by one of our own and is about Georgia , <br />but it's also one of the great novels of all times. <br /> <br />WSB (TV) means "Welcome to the South, Brother." <br /> <br />The Brown Thrasher, the Cherokee Rose, and the Live Oak are our symbols. <br />Proud, decent, honest people are our heritage. <br /> <br />And lastly, Georgia ain't exactly heaven - but it will do until I get there. <br />Can I Hear an AMEN?!joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-72481362203580774032011-04-06T08:36:00.000-07:002011-04-06T08:37:56.811-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimp Box: "Old German Shepherd"One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.<br /><br />The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!" <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"<br /><br />Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"<br /><br />Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.<br /><br />The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther..<br /><br />The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"<br /><br />Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"<br /><br />Moral of this story... <br /><br />Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! <br />BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.<br /><br />If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world. <br /><br />Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'.joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-31163696675688386092011-03-20T14:34:00.000-07:002011-03-20T14:36:16.346-07:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: The Southern Ten CommandmentsTHE SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS<br />This is much easier to remember !!!<br /><br />Ten Commandments In Southern...<br /><br />(1) Just one God<br />(2) Put nothin' before God<br />(3) Watch yer mouth<br />(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'<br />(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa<br />(6) No killin'<br />(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.<br />(8) Don't take what ain't yers<br />(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'<br />(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff<br /><br />Now that's plain an' simple.<br /> <br /><br />Y'all have a nice day now ya hear! <br /><br />And bless your little heart....joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3470135731722399851.post-20360732352754509822011-03-15T13:40:00.001-07:002011-11-23T11:13:27.741-08:00Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: The National Anthem<div>She's only five years old, but she's got it!<br />
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There is no greater<br />calling than to teach young people. I would like to apprise you of some<br />important changes coming to our school. I am making these changes because I am convinced that most of the ideas that have dominated public education in America have worked against you, against your teachers, against your parents, and against our country.<br /><br /><br />Therefore:<br /><br />First, this school will no longer honor race or ethnicity. I could not care less if your racial makeup is black, brown, red, yellow, or white. I could not care less if your origins are African, Latin American, Asian, or European, or if your ancestors arrived here on the Mayflower or on slave ships.<br /><br />The only identity I care about, the only one this school will recognize, is your individual identity -- your character, your scholarship, your humanity. And the only national identity this school will care about is American. This is an American public school, and American public schools were created to make better Americans.<br /><br />If you wish to affirm an ethnic, racial, or religious identity through your school, you will have to go elsewhere. We will end all ethnicity-race-and non-American-nationality-based celebrations. They undermine the motto of America, one of its three central values -- E Pluribus Unum -- "from many, one." And this school will be guided by America's values.<br /><br />That includes all after-school clubs. I will not authorize clubs that divide students based on any identities. This includes race, language, religion, sexual orientation, or whatever else may become in vogue in a society divided by political correctness.<br /><br />Our clubs will be based on interests and passions -- not blood, ethnic, racial or other physically defined ties. Those clubs just cultivate narcissism -- an unhealthy preoccupation with the self -- while the purpose of education is to get you to think beyond yourself. So, we will have clubs that transport you to the wonders and glories of art, music, astronomy, languages you do not already speak, math, carpentry, and more. If the only extracurricular activities you can imagine being interested in are those based on ethnic or racial or sexual identity, that means that little outside of yourself really interests you.<br /><br />Second, I am not interested in whether or not English is your native language. My only interest in terms of language is that you leave thisschool speaking and writing English as fluently as possible. The English language has united America's citizens for more than 200 years, and it will unite us at this school. It is one of the indispensable reasons this country of immigrants has always come to be one country. And if you leave this school without excellent English-language skills, I will have been remiss in my duty to ensure that you are prepared to compete successfully in the American job market. We will learn other languages here -- it is deplorable that most Americans only speak English. But if you want classes taught in your native language rather than in English, this is not your school.<br /><br />Third, because I regard learning as a sacred endeavor, everything in this school will reflect learning's elevated status. This means, among other things, that you and your teachers will dress accordingly. Many people in our society dress more formally for a meal at a nice restaurant than they do for church or school. Those people have their priorities backwards. Therefore, there will be a formal dress code at this school.<br /><br />Fourth, no obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school's property -- whether in class, in the hallways or at athletic events. If you can't speak without using the "F-word," you can't speak. By obscene language I mean the words banned by the Federal Communications Commission plus epithets such as the "N-word," even when used by one black student to address another, or "bitch," even when addressed by a girl to a girlfriend. It is my intent that by the time you leave this school, you will be among the few of your age to distinguish instinctively between the elevated and the degraded, the holy and the obscene.<br /><br />Fifth, we will end all self-esteem programs. In this school, self-esteem will be attained in only one way -- the way people attained it until the state of California decided otherwise a generation ago -- by earning it. One immediate consequence of this is that there will be only one class valedictorian, not eight.<br /><br />Sixth, and last, I am reorienting the school toward academics and away from politics and propaganda. No more time will be devoted to scaring you about smoking and caffeine, or terrifying you about sexual harassment or global warming. No more semesters will be devoted to condom-wearing and teaching you to regard sexual relations as only or primarily a health issue. There will be no more attempts to convince you that you are a victim because you are not white, or not male, or not heterosexual, or not Christian. We will have failed, if any one of you graduates from this school and does not consider himself or herself inordinately lucky -- to be alive and to be an American.<br /><br />Now, please stand and join me in the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. As many of you do not know the words, your teachers will hand them out to you.joe willie on the shrimpboxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16255164691621436362noreply@blogger.com0