Friday, March 21, 2008

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Top 7 Signs the Easter Bunny Is Nuts

Top 7 Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts

7. Neighbors describing him as "a quiet loner."

6. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, "You're going to die up there, fat man!"

5. Can't stop washing his paws.

4. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.

3. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.

2. Won't come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.

1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.

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