Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Show Some respect

JOE WILLIE ON THE SHRIMPBOX: SHOW SOME RESPECT!

WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, OUR GREAT COUNTRY DOESN’T REALLY EXPECT A WHOLE LOT FROM US…YEAH, WE DO HAVE TO PAY INCOME TAXES EVERY YEAR
…AND WE HAVE TO PUT A LITTLE IN THE SOCIAL SECURITY FUND…OTHER THAN THAT THE COST OF LIVING IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH IS RELATIVELY CHEAP. ONE THING THAT WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO IS TO RESPECT OUR FLAG…NOW, IF YOU ASK ME, THAT’S NOT ASKING A WHOLE LOT!…
EVEN THEN IT’S NOT TOO OFTEN THAT WE’RE ASKED TO DO THAT…THAT BEING THE CASE WHY IS IT SO MANY OF US DON’T GIVE OLD GLORY THE RESPECT IT DESERVES WHEN THEY PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT PUBLIC GATHERINGS LIKE BALLGAMES, NASCAR RACES, AND OTHER EVENTS? THE SONG DOESN’T LAST MUCH MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MINUTES…WHAT’S SO HARD ABOUT STANDING AT ATTENTION FACING THE FLAG WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND OVER YOUR HEART?...IF YOU’RE WEARING A HAT…TAKE IT OFF! IT’S OK TO HAVE HAT HAIR FOR A FEW MINUTES, NO ONE’S GONNA POINT AND MAKE FACES AT YOU….IF YOU NORMALLY WEAR A TOUPEE, AND DIDN’T THAT DAY…YOU’RE WEARING YOUR HAT TO COVER UP YOUR CHROME DOME…DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, WE’VE ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT YOU’RE BEEN WEARING A WIG…WE WON’T LAUGH AT SEEING YOUR UNCOVERED NOGGIN!….AND WHILE YOU’RE AT, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRAWERS…THAT’S WHY THEY’RE CALLED UNDERWEAR…YOU WEAR THEM UNDER YOUR PANTS OR SHORTS. MANY HAVE FOUGHT AND DIED PROTECTING THAT FLAG…THEY’VE PAID THE PRICE…SOME THE ULTIMATE PRICE…THE REST OF US ARE JUST BEING ASKED TO PAY A DISCOUNT PRICE…NOT MUCH AT ALL…JUST A LITTLE RESPECT!