JOE WILLIE ON THE SHRIMPBOX: IMMIGRATION LAWS

Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: Immigration Laws
"Immigration Laws"
1. If you migrate to this country, you must speak the native language.
2. You have to be a professional or an investor.No unskilled workers allowed.
3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted inour language.
4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
5. Foreigners will NEVER be able to holdpolitical office.
6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs.
7. Foreigners can invest in this country, butit must be an amount equal to 40,000 timesthe daily minimum wage.
8. If foreigners do come and want to buy landthat will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing,no bad-mouthing our president or his policies;if you do you will be sent home.
10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straightto jail.
Harsh, you think?The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of MEXICO!