Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: What could go wrong?

Let me get this straight......we're passing a health care plan written by a committee
whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,

passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,

to be signed by a president that also is exempt from it
and hasn't read it
and who smokes,

with funding administered by a treasury chief
who didn't pay his taxes,
all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
and financed by a country that's broke.

What the heck could possibly go wrong?