THE TOP 5 ACTS TURNED DOWN BY THE CIRCUS IN BRUNSWICK

5. The dangerous and angry antics of "Tater's Knowledgable No-see-ums. (We're obviously not ready for trained gnats!)

4. "The Glynn County Traffic Planners Round-A-Bout of Safety & Confusion"

3. "Juggling Bankers"...using the federal bail=out money that we can't touch!

2. "Joe Willie's Mambo Dancing Manatees"

And the Top Act Turned Down By The Circus: From Pamplona Spain, "The Running Of Bull's Blackberry". (They couldn't work things out with Craig and his list.)