Joe Willie On The Shrimpbox: A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke.

A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke.



We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. Ya'll know who ya’ are.



You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say
' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.



You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.



You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect,
and always have.



You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.



You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.



If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs
as those talked about in this email.



God Bless the USA !

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS...

...IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN !